for sf locals

I got this today as an email foward, and as much as I hate to admit it - it made me laugh. I highlighted some of my favorites in bold.

You know you live in San Francisco if...
- When someone says tenderloin - you don't think steak. You think danger.
- You have a crush on Gavin Newsom
- You have taken the ferry to Sam's in Tiburon
- You make well over $100,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house in the city.
- You know at least a few people who work for Google
- You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than California State Flags.
- The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is gay.
- Old friends you haven't talked to in years suddenly call and ask do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?
- You can't remember…Is pot still illegal?
- A really great parking spot has moved you to tears.
- You know that anyone wearing shorts in June is just visiting from Wisconsin
- A man walks on MUNI in drag. You don't notice.
- You live in an apartment without central heat
- You still can't believe a company doesn't offer domestic partner benefits.
- You have been asked by a tourist how to get to Market street and sent them to the Castro
- When you drive on the Bay Bridge - for one moment you think "earthquake".
- You eat out at a restaurant almost every day
- Everyone you know "runs" in Bay to Breakers
- You despise Fisherman's Wharf and Cable Cars
- You know how to eat an artichoke.
- You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Georgia.
- You know what a striped shirt Marina guy is
- You go to Tahoe in the winter to snowboard and Napa/Sonoma in the summer for wine tasting
- If you work in the city, you go to happy hour often and enjoy a leisurely ride on the bus to work
- If you work outside the city, you have a hellish commute and never make it back into the city in time for happy hour
- You have given money to the bushman because he scared you
- You eat sushi at least once a week
- You say it is FREEZING when it is 50 degrees outside