gummi snakes on cardboard planes

if you don't like snakes

-or-

you don't like genitalia being attacked by snakes

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you don't like seeing dead people oozing with venom

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you don't like laughing at all of the above

-then-

don't see snakes on a plane.

-but-

if you don't mind any of the above

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you don't mind terrible dialog

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you don't mind watching a movie that makes you want to drink excessively

-then-

by all means, check it out.

i mean, it was kinda funny. at least, the parts i could hear through the noise in the theater were... and it was definitely action packed (kapow!)... once you get past the snakes that do sneak-attacks in the airplane bathrooms... thats when the real fun begins.

heh.

well, our costumes turned out great... and the event on friday was a freakin' blast. my friends who put it on all got jumpsuits w/ their names embroidered on them, and that also said "grounds crew" -- and they walked around with glowing airport grounds crew sticks, directing us through the theater while we meager souls stumbled around looking for the room full of booze and bad movies that they promised us.

there were people dressed as cardboard planes, slutty stewardesses, real stewardesses (ahem, us), snakes, snake charmers, airline captains, you name it.

all during the movie, people threw rubber and/or gummi snakes on everyone else. i even came home with a fake tattoo of a cobra on my chest. great fun!

oh -- and we megans even won some (one-man) costume contest! in the eyes of some random dude, we apparently had the best outfits. he even gave us small bottles of whiskey as our prizes (which are still sitting unopened in the bottom of both our purses...).