flake-central!
man! what a flake i've been lately!
i washed my running shorts (my team uniform ones) not once, but TWICE with food/candy in the pockets... the first time i put a starburst in the back, that i got handed during my 1/2 marathon, and proceeded to forget about it.
ew pink strawberry goo.
the second time, i put some endurance jelly beans (green) in the front pocket (i prefer them to gels) and proceeded to forget about THEM... ew lime goo! i'm lucky i haven't ruined the shorts yet. yay conor my laundry savior for salvaging them.
then yesterday, i ran out the door to practice and grabbed the wrong keys. locked myself right out. i had to run to range afterwards to get conor's keys so i wouldn't freeze and starve after practice! to the rescue again...
today - i walked right out the door without my bank card or my MUNI pass. i had to sweet-talk my way on the train in the morning to get to work. i'm still not sure how i'm going to get home. i think i need to go hit up a co-worker for some change. ugh.
i've also had to charge all my food on my credit card today. i hate that!
what else? i feel like i've been flaking left and right. like the time on monday when i dropped mustard on my foot and then proceeded to later get that mustard on my hands and then rub it through my new hairdo while running a meeting. that was really slick. wow.
i washed my running shorts (my team uniform ones) not once, but TWICE with food/candy in the pockets... the first time i put a starburst in the back, that i got handed during my 1/2 marathon, and proceeded to forget about it.
ew pink strawberry goo.
the second time, i put some endurance jelly beans (green) in the front pocket (i prefer them to gels) and proceeded to forget about THEM... ew lime goo! i'm lucky i haven't ruined the shorts yet. yay conor my laundry savior for salvaging them.
then yesterday, i ran out the door to practice and grabbed the wrong keys. locked myself right out. i had to run to range afterwards to get conor's keys so i wouldn't freeze and starve after practice! to the rescue again...
today - i walked right out the door without my bank card or my MUNI pass. i had to sweet-talk my way on the train in the morning to get to work. i'm still not sure how i'm going to get home. i think i need to go hit up a co-worker for some change. ugh.
i've also had to charge all my food on my credit card today. i hate that!
what else? i feel like i've been flaking left and right. like the time on monday when i dropped mustard on my foot and then proceeded to later get that mustard on my hands and then rub it through my new hairdo while running a meeting. that was really slick. wow.
posted by megan at
5:25:00 PM
5 Comments:
HAHAHAH. I am picturing the mustard incident and it is priceless.
Although I think I just figured out that you didn't get your foot mustard on your hand, which makes it a little less funny.
also I didn't know that those gel things came as jelly beans. that's cool. good use of food technology.
In self defense, you could say you've been distracted lately, waiting for the phone to ring. At least your mental lapses are colorful. I think a little mustard on the running shorts would complement the strawberry pink and the lime green. Love the new hair do, by the way.
oh don't worry, catfoo(d), keep laughing... it WAS my foot mustard. i sit in my chairs funny. i'm very unprofessional. i am usually sitting on top of one or both feet, or else i have one or both feet propped up on my chair with my arm around my legs and holding said foot.
so yes. i really am that gross.
how long did that mustard sit on your foot before it ended up on your hand?
speaking of gross, i just got mayo on my mouse. my excuse is that i was so overwhelmed by the too-many-jalapenos i put in my salad that i didn't know what i was doing.
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