no more hot dogs.
i'm officially giving up hot dogs.
i've only eaten 3 since becoming a non-vegetarian (one as a corn-dog at a fair, and 2 at a ball game).
both times i ended up on my couch, doubled over in stomach pain, unable to move for an hour.
i could blame the tilt-a-whirl at the fair, the beer at the ball game, or the salad w/ blue cheese i ate later that day... but deep down i think i know it was the hot diggity dogs.
stupid stupid nasty hot dogs that i've loved ALL MY LIFE.
how dare you turn on me like this!
sigh... smart dogs, welcome back into my life. looks like i'm in for 60+ more years of being teased about eating you instead of the real-deal...
i've only eaten 3 since becoming a non-vegetarian (one as a corn-dog at a fair, and 2 at a ball game).
both times i ended up on my couch, doubled over in stomach pain, unable to move for an hour.
i could blame the tilt-a-whirl at the fair, the beer at the ball game, or the salad w/ blue cheese i ate later that day... but deep down i think i know it was the hot diggity dogs.
stupid stupid nasty hot dogs that i've loved ALL MY LIFE.
how dare you turn on me like this!
sigh... smart dogs, welcome back into my life. looks like i'm in for 60+ more years of being teased about eating you instead of the real-deal...

3 Comments:
It was the blue cheese.
The only good reason for hot dogs is to allow you to mix mustard and pickle relish. Where else would you do that?
oh, mr. megan's dad, i totally agree. If there's no relish, i always go for the burger instead. really, it's more basic, i think -- what else is relish for? (please suggest a use because I LOVE relish)
i hope you're both right! i might have to give hot dogs a second chance...
although if it WAS the blue cheese, that's the second time in my life i've gotten food poisoning from cheese -- so i still feel betrayed. i love cheese more than i love hot dogs! i can't win.
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