why i hate the restroom at my new office
1. it's really far away. i have to schedule bathroom breaks now.
2. that also means that i have to walk by over half the office to get to it. news flash! megan has to go... again!
3. the faucets leak all over the counter. accidental counter-leans result in big puddles of water on your shirt. yay.
4. the locks on the stalls have these little nobs that turn the wrong way. do you want to turn the lock out, to the right? turn the knob left! do you want to retract the lock in, to the left? turn the knob right! what genius made those?
5. the light is bad, the mirrors are not flattering.
6. there is a motion detector on an EXIT door just outside the restroom that clicks when you go by it. twice. click click. pause. click click. i can't escape the click. the click drives me crazy!
2. that also means that i have to walk by over half the office to get to it. news flash! megan has to go... again!
3. the faucets leak all over the counter. accidental counter-leans result in big puddles of water on your shirt. yay.
4. the locks on the stalls have these little nobs that turn the wrong way. do you want to turn the lock out, to the right? turn the knob left! do you want to retract the lock in, to the left? turn the knob right! what genius made those?
5. the light is bad, the mirrors are not flattering.
6. there is a motion detector on an EXIT door just outside the restroom that clicks when you go by it. twice. click click. pause. click click. i can't escape the click. the click drives me crazy!

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