batteries that lie.
it's official: my technology has it out for me.
a conspiracy of sorts.
the revolt of the batteries.
exhibit a:
laptop tells me it has 1 hour and 43 minutes left of battery power when not plugged in. 5 minutes later, it tells me it has 27 minutes left. 5 minutes later, it tells me it has 1 hour and 20 minutes left. 10 minutes later, it dies.
exhibit b:
cellphone has 1 bar of power left. cellphone gets plugged in over night. in the morning, cellphone still tells me it has 1 bar of power left. turn cellphone off and then back on again, and NOW cellphone is full.
exhibit c:
ipod looks near dead. ipod plays for 20 minutes to get me to work. now ipod seems to have half it's battery back.
liars!
all of you!
be careful or i'm throwing you into the pacific ocean!
a conspiracy of sorts.
the revolt of the batteries.
exhibit a:
laptop tells me it has 1 hour and 43 minutes left of battery power when not plugged in. 5 minutes later, it tells me it has 27 minutes left. 5 minutes later, it tells me it has 1 hour and 20 minutes left. 10 minutes later, it dies.
exhibit b:
cellphone has 1 bar of power left. cellphone gets plugged in over night. in the morning, cellphone still tells me it has 1 bar of power left. turn cellphone off and then back on again, and NOW cellphone is full.
exhibit c:
ipod looks near dead. ipod plays for 20 minutes to get me to work. now ipod seems to have half it's battery back.
liars!
all of you!
be careful or i'm throwing you into the pacific ocean!
posted by megan at
7:18:00 PM
1 Comments:
My old Sony camera's battery would tell me it was about to die but I could take 20 to 30 photos before it would finally croak. Tired of the flashing "low battery" icon, I replaced it just in time for some @&!! to steal the camera. I hope the replacement battery lies for whoever has it now. Actually, I hope it explodes.
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