chris' "BIG NEWS"

i'm waiting to see if there is an actual demand for this "news" before i break chris' heart and post it first.

just keep in mind that i'll be the ULTIMATE WINNER in our perpetual blog-off the moment i post his news, so this is taking a lot for me to hold back...

ULTIMATE WINNER is a glorious title, indeed, yes, it is.

but, i have to ask - is it worth the sad face at work? the pathetic sobs that i hear coming from his cubicle already?... the moping around? the bitterness i'll so surely be the target of? well, lets just say, probably.

but that's still to be determined...