fine, tummy, be that way

since the last two days have been not-fun-eating-lunch days (due to mysterious digestive/taste/ability-to-stomach-my-lunch-food issues), and since today is a sad, sad, sad day all around me, i'm goint to retaliate. here is my plan (which went in to effect about 5.37 minutes ago):

1. i'm eating nothing but candy for lunch (thanks chris)
2. i'm going out for shots with a co-worker this afternoon (thanks lamont)
3. i'm consuming nothing but wine for dinner (thanks bookclub)
4. maybe i'll stop for a side of guacamole & chips on my way home

so, with this plan, it seems that today is going to be a good day afterall! even if it IS to the great dismay of...

my not-big-drinkers parents
my uber-health-conscious cousin
my christian cousin
my mormon brother
my dentist
my waist line
my productivity