do blondes have more fun?
i've been monitoring women and their hair colors lately. i watch them on the trains, in stores, at the gym. i'm searching for the perfect color for my hair appointment today. all this observation has brought several things to my attention:
1. a lot of women have really awful hair. is it really fair that men basically just have to cut their hair short in order to look cute? short-haired people don't have to worry about humidity-frizzies, split ends, roots, how to wear it, how to keep it healthy. and long-haired women don't necessarily want to worry about that stuff either. it's apparent in the number of women who don't. their hair just ends up looking like shit, because they don't do the one thing men do to guaruntee a nice head - cut it short. chop it. i mean SHORT. free yourselves, bad-haired-ladies-of-the-world!
2. there are a lot of blondes and fake blondes out there. full blonde, highlighted blonde, blonde up top with brown underneath. blonde with red. blonde with white.
3. ponytails are in. they always have been, always will be. don't let anyone tell you differently. i'm a big fan. and rarely do i see a pony-tailed woman who doesn't look cute. unless her ponytail is 4 feet long.
4. black women with blonde hair look awesome.
5. white women with brandy-braids look awesome.
6. dreads are nasty, particularly when dyed unnatural colors. how does that logic work, honestly?
1. a lot of women have really awful hair. is it really fair that men basically just have to cut their hair short in order to look cute? short-haired people don't have to worry about humidity-frizzies, split ends, roots, how to wear it, how to keep it healthy. and long-haired women don't necessarily want to worry about that stuff either. it's apparent in the number of women who don't. their hair just ends up looking like shit, because they don't do the one thing men do to guaruntee a nice head - cut it short. chop it. i mean SHORT. free yourselves, bad-haired-ladies-of-the-world!
2. there are a lot of blondes and fake blondes out there. full blonde, highlighted blonde, blonde up top with brown underneath. blonde with red. blonde with white.
3. ponytails are in. they always have been, always will be. don't let anyone tell you differently. i'm a big fan. and rarely do i see a pony-tailed woman who doesn't look cute. unless her ponytail is 4 feet long.
4. black women with blonde hair look awesome.
5. white women with brandy-braids look awesome.
6. dreads are nasty, particularly when dyed unnatural colors. how does that logic work, honestly?
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